(I always hated those people who whined about how the girl of their dreams was dating some asshole and how stupid there were for not being with a "nice guy" like them. It all felt disgustingly narcissistic to see them postulate an alternate reality on their timeline, in which some other person would be so much happier with them. That somehow if the object of their desire would only "come to their senses" and be with them, they would be filled with pure bliss. But this sort of thinking always seemed to diminish one integral thing. Maybe. a "nice guy" doesn't whine on social media about all the girls that rejected them and how they need to realize that they are the only ones that can make them happy. Maybe, relationships are hard, and if you're going to behave this immaturely and misogynistic then maybe you're a bigger prick than the "assholes" she's dating. Most likely, you would make a terrible partner. But they cannot see that. They are the self-rightoues POS white knight. This is song is about me falling for someone that is with someone and combating the immorality, guilt, and absurdity that comes with that feeling.)

We started talking a lot
Almost everyday
I said some things, you said some things you shouldn't say
You're drunk, you said them anyways
Now, we're talking less
I miss you every day
I'm all fucked up
I want to call you say things I shouldn't say

'Cause you got a boyfriend
And that makes me a dick
But your boyfriend
He's kind of a dick

And who picked you up, when you're drunk and you're stoned
When he couldn't bother to pick up the phone
He's a no call, no show
And I picked you up, when you're drunk and you're stoned
When nobody bothered to pick up the phone
I'm the milk to your bones

But you got a boyfriend
And that makes me a dick
But your boyfriend
He's kind of a dick

And i want to be your boyfriend
I want to be your husband
I want to be all the bones inside of your wings
And watch as they spread out
And do wonderful things
I want to be the man that you settle down and marry

But I'm a homewrecker
A homewrecker
A dirty, lying, instigator
A homewrecker
A homewrecker
A force of nature
Son of a sailor's wife
Alright? Alright, alright.

But I'm a homewrecker
A homewrecker
A dirty, lying, instigator
A homewrecker
A homewrecker
A force of nature
Son of a sailor's wife
And a bit of a dick